I Am The Glassman – Part 2
T’was on a Thursday morning I changed some window glass. The technique’s really easy. The results will look first class. They said to wear protection, but…
I Am The Gasman – Part 1
(With apologies to Flanders and Swann) T’was on a Monday morning, I thought I’d fix the gas. The pipework was all blocked by a big unsightly…
Tyrannosaur by nature and Tyrannosaur by name
They’ve got big teeth But underneath They’re not too hard to tame. Use as a treat big lumps of meat And make them Sit and Stay.…
My hammer
My hammer seems to think my thumb Is better off when feeling numb And then the poor thing gets perplexed When it sees I’m feeling vexed.…
Tyrannosaur by nature
Tyrannosaur by nature and Tyrannosaur by name They’ve got big teeth But underneath They’re not too hard to tame. Use as a treat big lumps of meat…
Birds
There was an old owl who sat in an oakThe more he heard the less he spokeThe less he spoke the more he heardWhy aren’t we…
Wild Animals
Baby birdie, basking beaver- Burying in a burrow. Baby birdie lifting lever, Making up a furrow. Beaver cleaver dunk’n water Birdie drenchin thorough. Alka Tomar/India
Dancing
Tinkle-tinkle, bells do tinkle, Jingle jangle goes the bangle, Dum-dum goes the drum. Gals ‘n guys, get to mingle, Not to be left-out, or be single;…
Soldiers and Sailors
Sapper, soldier, combat engineer, The best of the army for a chat and to grab a beer, They will fight and drink, drink and fight, but…
Igneous Isabel
Igneous Isabel was a fiery, old tease Though she began life soft and ready to please. Before too long she began to bubble and foam, Then…
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