Weather
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot,
Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not,
Whatever the weather we’ll weather the weather,
Whether we like it or not.
Anon/UK
Space
There’s a race in Space To build us a base, Some place quite soon, On the clear white Moon. A distant bright light On a dark, cloudless night. It’s nearer than Mars Or far twinkling stars.
Too cold or too hot Like most planets, it’s not. The moonscape is grey Both night and day, No green cheese just dust, But metal won’t rust. Suits refuelling stops For interplanetary hops. C.A.T./England
Clothes
Trousers, Jeans and Dungarees Sweaters, Blouses, Shirts, Coats and Jackets, Negligees Dresses, suits and skirts.
Pyjamas, Nighties, Underwear, Headscarves, ties, cravats, British vests, American pants, Socks and shoes and hats. C.A.T./England
Whales, dolphins and fish
Dolphins always seems to smile
and be mischievous once in a while
They will do tricks to get some food
but only when they are in the mood
Sounds they make is how they talk
can swim very fast but cannot walk
And they always like to play with balls
but will never go into a shopping mall
Errol Flynn/South Africa
Whales are the biggest fish of them all
but they cannot sit or stand up tall
And can only live in the deep blue sea
where they can raise their own family
You get a mommy and a daddy whale
who will wait until there’s a baby sale
To buy a baby whale that’s called a calf
so the mommy and daddy pay half half
Errol Flynn/South Africa
Fishing:
This is the hook that Bob used
He lost his other three.
This is the line that Bob used
Wonder when he’ll get free?
This is the bait that Bob used
It really DOES smell dead
How big is the fish that Bob caught – two inches from tail to head! Stella Ann Rigby/SouthAfrica
Cooking
Home Improvements/DIY