I Am The Glassman – Part 2

T’was on a Thursday morning I changed some window glass. The technique’s really easy. The results will look first class. They said to wear protection, but…

I Am The Gasman – Part 1

(With apologies to Flanders and Swann) T’was on a Monday morning, I thought I’d fix the gas. The pipework was all blocked by a big unsightly…

My hammer

My hammer seems to think my thumb Is better off when feeling numb And then the poor thing gets perplexed When it sees I’m feeling vexed.…