I Am The Glassman – Part 2

By versesforalport, July 2, 2019

T’was on a Thursday morning I changed some window glass.

The technique’s really easy. The results will look first class.

They said to wear protection, but I didn’t think it mattered:

I was nearly disembowelled when the window shattered.

Oh, I’m always up for a spot of DIY

T’was on a Friday morning I thought I’d paint the wall.

To cover all the bloodstains, but I’m not very tall.

I climbed up on a ladder, it wobbled just a little

At least that’s what I told them when I ended in hospital.

Oh, I’m always up for a spot of DIY

Yes, weekdays are the best days for DIY for me

‘Cos on Saturday and Sunday I am down at A&E

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