Mary had a talking lamb,
It said “I think therefore I am.
I’m glad I can’t become a ham
Or minced and pressed in a tin for spam.
I don’t want to emulate my dam,
Nor follow the footsteps of the ram
I have in mind a life more glam,
I’m Super Lamb, Just watch me slam
My hoof into this jar of jam
Lookout folks. Kerpow, Wham, Bam!!”